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Why does American tv so desperately try to reduce women to something less than they are? )

American tv apparently desperately needs some perspective, and its makers need to learn that the world won't just indiscriminately gobble up everything they serve, regardless of whether or not it looks and tastes like shit. In short? American tv, GROW THE FUCK UP.

Welcome to the crazy.

  • Jan. 2nd, 2012 at 9:22 PM
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:::stares:::

Ridiculousness has just become commonplace.

OTTO, one of the main fashion mail order companies in Germany, now sells underwear for men with shaping effect. As in, "butt-pushing boxers" with removable rubber "butt pads".

My proof, let me show you it.

I might just die of laughter.
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Happy Birthday, [personal profile] milenaa, [personal profile] bettina, [personal profile] thenightsfall, [livejournal.com profile] slashbabe, [personal profile] mamoru, and [livejournal.com profile] kitty_kitsune!
Whew! What is it with December and birthdays?! I hope you all managed some kind of celebration that didn't all get swallowed up entirely by Christmas and/or New Year's Eve, and are now a) happily petting your favorite present(s), b) getting over being stuffed to the gills with too much too delicious tasting food, and/or c) no longer tipsy. *g*

Thinking of you!

I, sadly, had to change my plans for New Year's Eve at the east coast due to the friggin' cold not leaving me alone, but the party with friends I did go to was pretty great as well, and the new year - considering the likelihood of us hitting another power cable while drilling the wall in order to hang my new tea shelf - is rather looking up. Right? Right? Right?! Waaaaiiit! I wanted to knock on wood! I really wanted to!

...Dammit.
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Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, everyone; and a happy New Year as well!

I'm fighting the flu, so no individual Christmas cards this year, sorry. I barely managed to wrap the (thankfully already) bought presents before falling back into a coma bed. Christmas goose tomorrow, yay!

Also, my wrath is going to be epic should my brother and sister-in-law's gift be, yet again, an invitation to a restaurant with inedible food. Swear to God.

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Wheeee, I now have a kitchen! And a shower I can actually shower in!

...I hate walls made of concrete. A small thing like hanging a picture turns into a major production when you need to wield a percussion drill in order to make even the smallest of holes in a substance that is more likely to break your drill rather than give in gracefully. Ooof.

Anyway. Finally, finally, my new apartment is on the way of feeling like home. The cats are getting used to it as well. Yay, progress.

I'll be in Leipzig in two weeks' time. Anyone there feeling like hanging out for an evening or so?

...But back to our regularly scheduled evening. There are a couple of people I've-- well, not forgotten, but kind of ignored, I'm sorry to say. In particular, I failed to congratulate them on their birthdays. I can only swear to do better next year. Sorry, guys.

Happy Birthday, [personal profile] franzi1981, [personal profile] tmz_cori, and [livejournal.com profile] lovis!


I hope you all had a nice birthday. :-)))

Yay, civilization! FINALLY!

  • Nov. 8th, 2011 at 6:35 PM
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After complaining for about a month that my new hometown didn't have any supermarkets deserving that denomination, I've finally found three different ones (none are exactly on my way home from work, but at least they're all within a resonable distance) which actually have a selection of foodstuffs I can live with. No matter where I check the shelves, however, the absence of my favorite teabags remains glaringly obvious, so I guess I'll have to settle for ordering them online.

Anyway, relief! The 'supermarket' within walking distance from my apartment doesn't even have half of the groceries I consider basic, so my grocery shopping spree at its better-assorted competitor's led to that delicious dinner:

(in German:)
Feldsalat mit Cranberries und Ziegenkäse
(für 1 Portion)

Zutaten für den Salat:
- 30 g Feldsalat
- 1 Handvoll frische Cranberries
- 1/4 säuerlicher Apfel
- 1/2 Handvoll Rosinen, Sultaninen oder getrocknete Cranberries
- 1 Handvoll Pecannußhälften
- 35 g weiche Ziegenkäserolle
- 40 g geräucherte Entenbrust, Bacon o.ä.
- 1 Kürbiskernbrötchen
Zutaten für die Salatsoße:
- 1/2 Zitrone
- 40 g Joghurt
- eine Prise Pfeffer
- 1/2 TL Essig
- 1/3 TL Öl
- 1 Messerspitze mittelscharfer Senf
- 1 Messerspitze süßer Senf

Zubereitung:
Salat und frische Cranberries waschen und abtrocknen, gewaschenen und geschälten Apfel in kleine Stücke schneiden, mischen.
1/2 Zitrone auspressen; die Hälfte des Safts für die Salatsoße verwenden, die andere Hälfte z.B. mit zusammen 200 ml Wasser, Orangen- und Kirschsaft mischen (Winterzeit ist Erkältungszeit - Vitamin C ist wichtig!) und trinken.
Alle Zutaten der Salatsoße verrühren, über den Salat geben.
Ziegenkäserolle in kleine Stücke schneiden bzw. zerbröseln, zusammen mit den Nüssen und Trockenfrüchten auf den Salat geben.
Entenbrust bzw. knusprig angebratenen Bacon auf einen extra Teller geben. Kürbiskernbrötchen ggf. antoasten, beides zum Salat reichen und alles zusammen genießen. :-)
Super yummy! Actually, I like the goat cheese far more than the blue cheese I tried the last time. First, however, one has to find a supermarket which sells both the cheese in question and fresh cranberries. Hmpf. Not that easy.

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Happy Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] gwendolen (and others)!

  • Nov. 5th, 2011 at 11:27 PM
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Happy Birthday  , [livejournal.com profile] gwendolen (and happy belated birthday to the slew of my friends who were thoughtless enough to dare have their birthdays while I was a) losing my head over the logistics of moving, or b) sick with the flu! Pffft.)

By that, I mean you! (As in [livejournal.com profile] moonilicious, [livejournal.com profile] i_am_schizo, [personal profile] katja, [personal profile] bingeling, [personal profile] kriski, and [livejournal.com profile] slippery_fish.)
No matter how much time has passed since, first of all I'm terribly sorry I didn't congratulate you earlier, and second, of course, I hope all your birthdays were just wonderful! And, you know, much <333 to you afterwards. :-)

"City Homicide" Series Finale

  • Oct. 30th, 2011 at 2:38 AM
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I've just finished watching the series finale of City Homicide ("No Greater Honour Part 6 - Ghosts") and boy, am I going to miss that show. Okay, admittedly, I'm mostly going to miss the show it used to be in its heyday (when Simon hadn't yet been, you know, character-raped by the scriptwriters, and Duncan's friendship with his colleages hadn't yet been turned ad absurdum with the stupid way of handling his return to work after having been shot), that is, seasons 1 and 2, but still. I've even come to terms with the presence of the newbie (and IMHO superfluous) squad members, as in Allie Kingston, Nick Buchanan and Rhys Levitt. The show Jumped The Shark in season 3, but okay, there were a handful of semi-decent story lines afterward (Wilton Sparkes' return, the revelation of Jarvis having supplied Claire Jackson with crack just before he sent her undercover and got her killed, Duncan finding his sister). I kind of hoped Jen and Matt would end up together (somehow, apparently, Nick was worth the risk whereas Mattie wasn't - huh, Jen?), but - whatever. They went out on a (kind of contrived) bang.

Gah. So it wasn't perfect - neither the show nor its end. Nonetheless.

Thank you, Australia. City Homicide's the reason I'll give all further Aussie crime shows the benefit of the doubt and start watching them, no matter what the tag line.

:::sniff:::

Feeling sorry for myself.

  • Oct. 12th, 2011 at 6:29 PM
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I just had my cats exiled to my parents. Not an easy decision - they won't appreciate it for sure - but way better than us playing musical chairs with the fungus (if it indeed has reappeared - the jury's still out on that one).

Now the apartment's empty. I'm looking up modern art for my living room wall on eBay while trying to watch "A Gifted Man" at the same time (and slowly but steadily emptying the tissue box on my desk). Swell.

Somehow I thought October would go differently.

Can I have a do-over, please?

  • Oct. 12th, 2011 at 1:45 AM
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So, I've successfully moved about 250 km South-East and live now close to my parents. They're delighted. The new job I have is intimidating (two days at work, and I feel way over my head), but I have a short respite I really didn't ask for - I caught the flu, I'm contagious, and so I'm staying home with a doctor's certificate.

Current problems:
  • the new job (as mentioned);
  • getting my security deposit back from my former landlord;
  • getting my kitchen installed at my new place;
  • the yet-to-be-located broken water pipe somewhere in the building which a) causes a small lake in the basement, and b) leads to water dripping into the space underneath my bathtub (therefore I'm currently rather unwilling to run the washing machine and/or take a bath);
  • the need to improve the cat-proofing of my new balcony (one of my cats somehow managed to wriggle past the cat-net and marched along the balcony railing while I was watching her disbelievingly);
  • cat-proofing the window to the balcony that I intend to leave tilted most of the time (and for which one of my cats has shown far too much interest - I don't want her to try to slip out of it and kill herself trying);
  • the broken display of my netbook (and the to-be-expected repair costs) because I fell down the stairs with it (the head-sized black-and-blue bruise on my left thigh is unimportant in comparison);
  • the flu (as mentioned);
  • the antibiotics I've been taking against said flu - there's a red, circular spot on my left forearm... if it's the damned fungus come back, I don't know what I'll do. I can't go through everything again. I just can't.
In short? At the moment, life pretty much sucks.

Happy Birthday, [personal profile] mareen & [livejournal.com profile] frogspace!

  • Aug. 20th, 2011 at 12:31 AM
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Happy Birthday  , [personal profile] mareen & [livejournal.com profile] frogspace!

@ Doro: Deine geposteten Links sind böse, böse, böse! Wo ich doch gar keine Zeit hab' und trotzdem immer wohin klicken muß... Und Du bist schuld! *g*

@ Mareen: Cats? Tend to be cute (when they're not being deliberately annoying). I know you have new plans for today, but if for some reason you don't manage to to watch "Captain America" - I'd be game. *g* Also, the last three days at my parents' were rather productive... More later.

Anyway, both of you - I hope you're going to have a wonderful day!

Happy birthday, [personal profile] esda!

  • Aug. 12th, 2011 at 12:07 AM
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Happy Birthday, [personal profile] esda!


*hüstel*
Ein bißchen spät, ich weiß. Eigentlich wollte ich Dir mit Tim & Struppi gratulieren, aber egal in welcher Sprache ich Google durchforstet habe, irgendwie war da nichts zu finden. :-(

...und dann hat mich lj abgelenkt. Genau.

Trotzdem: Ich hoffe, Du hattest einen schönen (und un-nervigen!) Tag, und wir sehen uns beim Klettern. *g*

Toleranz bitte erst ab 18!

  • Aug. 11th, 2011 at 3:00 PM
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Hat jemand Lust, auf die bigotte Mehrheit der Kommentatoren zum T-Online Boulevard-Artikel ""Sesamstraße": Ernie und Bert sollen heiraten" einzudreschen?

Weil, ihr wißt schon: Man ist ja "tolerant" gegenüber "widernatürlichen" "Typen" wie Schwulen oder Lesben, solange die - ohgottohgott! - bloß nicht heiraten wollen, i pfui! Sesamstraße-guckende Kinderchen sind ja noch zu klein und sensibel, um an die Realität der Existenz von gleichgeschlechtlichen Paaren herangeführt werden, denn "Tolleranz [man beachte das Doppel-L!] kann man auch anders vermitteln" und sie "müssen noch keine Akzeptanz für Minderheiten entwickeln". Jawoll.

Unser armes Land.

Ob die winzige Petition (jetzt mit Gegenpetition!) selbst überhaupt irgendeinen Sinn macht, wenn sie nichts anderem dient, als auf einer unbekannten Website einsam und alleine vor sich hinzudümpeln, bevor T-Online sie aus der Unscheinbarkeit gerettet und zur Flickung des journalistischen Sommerlochs herangezogen hat, sei jetzt dahingestellt. Aber die Kommentare... oh Mann, oh Mann - kann ich irgendwohin auswandern, wo ich nicht das Gefühl habe, von hirnamputierten, intoleranten Idioten umgeben zu sein, bittääääh?

Happy birthday, [personal profile] scolaro!

  • Aug. 4th, 2011 at 11:18 PM
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Happy Birthday, [personal profile] scolaro!
Thermal bath + sugar = sounds like a great day! :-)

Also, your tv show rec for "Leonardo" sounds interesting...

I want earplugs. And less nature.

  • Jul. 29th, 2011 at 12:17 PM
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Generally speaking, I think it's a good thing that there are bunnies hopping across the lawn at work, and geese gathering in the courtyard, but please, for the love of God, someone muffle those damned birds!!! They've been honking, like, every other second since I've arrived here this morning. They sound like loud, particularly out-of-tune brass instruments, and by now. I. Want. To. Wring. Their. Stupid. Necks!

Also, lj? DoS attack or no, what really annoys me that livejournal is not uniformly down everywhere (at least then I wouldn't have the feeling of missing everything), but it's definitely been down here in my neighborhood ever since the problem started on - what? Monday? So I get comments all the time, but cannot reply. Argh.

Happy belated birthday, [personal profile] rebecca2525!

  • Jul. 18th, 2011 at 10:48 PM
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There I get notifications from lj and/or dreamwidth so I don't forget congratulating my friends on their birthdays, and what happens? Still epic fail, argh!

Anyway, happybelatedbirthday[personal profile] rebecca2525... :::mumbles:::

When in doubt, say it with cake! So there:

Happy Birthday, [personal profile] rebecca2525!

I hope you had a wonderful day yesterday!!! :-)

Happy birthday, [personal profile] ell!

  • Jul. 12th, 2011 at 9:39 PM
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Happy Birthday, [personal profile] ell!
Sorry I'm late, and sorry for the overabundance of pink. *g*

I hope you had a great day!

"Alphas" pilot episode

  • Jul. 12th, 2011 at 8:53 PM
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Is "Alphas" as horrible as it sounds, or am I irrationally prejudiced against superhero shows with "everyday people" who yet happen to have "supernatural abilities" and "work for the government" in order to "maintain justice", and all of that produced by SyFy?!

To watch or not to watch? *g*

Oxygen is optional.

  • Jun. 22nd, 2011 at 3:53 PM
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Yesterday wasn't such a great day at work. First, I overslept (and no one noticed until I phoned my boss around 11 o'clock to check in, apologize profusely and promise to come in in about half an hour), then I barely made it through two hours at work before I declared I was feeling sick and returned home.

The (weather-based) migraine wouldn't, in fact, kick in until late in the evening, but it was barely past noon when my head felt like it was on the verge of exploding, so I think I had good cause. I still blame myself for not sticking it out (not being willing to stick it out), but really.

Sharp, toxic, surely cancer-inducing clouds of paint fumes? I hate (but have gotten used to) working in the middle of a perpetual construction site. Still, there are limits. It's nice to know that the company responsible for the construction work is willing to repair little things like scratched varnish at the outside of our office doors, but why the fuck couldn't they have done this... I don't know, during the weekend? Late in the evening? Or, hey, the novelty, before we moved in perhaps?!

Not in the middle of a work day without providing proper ventilation (aparently forcefully propping the main entrance open is unnecessary for pussy little shit like that).

I religiously tried to keep our office door shut and thus the toxic smell confined to the hallway (even though it meant biting two colleagues' heads off for standing in the open door while talking), opened all available windows, and still had to admit defeat when the spray can-wielding guy arrived at our door. Itching eyes? Check. Burning sinuses? Check. Building pressure headache? Check.

I'd prepared for a long day to make up for my late start to the very same - I would have damned well called in sick from home if I'd only known.

If only our "occupational health and safety" division at work would, I don't know, actually do their job in the first place, perhaps then things like that wouldn't happen. Frankly, I'm not okay with damaging my health just because "it's just for one day", "it's not so bad", and "just open all the windows". For fuck's sake.

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Common courtesy, anyone?

  • Jun. 20th, 2011 at 10:25 AM
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At work, our department consists of two sections - let's call one of them the "VIP section" (it's really another three-letter-abbreviation, but "VIP" is apt). They are (relatively) new, and oh so horribly important that they get new personnel all the time (despite the fact that they, legally, don't have the right to do half the work they try to distinguish themselves with), plus they pushed through the installation of a keycard-locked door separating their Very Important section from us peons (which, incidentally, means that we women have no longer access to the women's toilet on this level which is on their side of the hallway).

Anyway, this morning my colleague and I were working at our desks like always when suddenly, a troop of three VIP colleagues crowded into our office and loudly started to divvy up the room ("This is where I'll put my desk, and your filing cabinet goes there..." and whatnot). We were flabbergasted.

Turns out the VIP section is getting new personnel (again), and of course their "secure area" doesn't have enough room anymore (despite the fact that we moved into this building - what? Just three months ago.), and so they have to expand into our side of the hallway now. The decision was made sometime last week, but a few people up the ladder still have to agree, so it's not been made official. In fact, the section heads have been asked to keep it to themselves for the time being. Well, I guess the VIP head screwed that up.

We're to move about eight offices down the hallway into a smaller room that's right now serving as a storage area. The office is smaller, but still okay, room-wise. I'm just pissed at having to pack up all our files, other stuff, computers etc. and move yet again.

Always so nice to learn something like this from three vultures showing up to pick clean a corpse that's not even dead yet.

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