August 11th, 2005
Excerpts from godawful.net:
But the best things evah are the sig lines. Go! Read! Die laughing!
- "IIRC, there's one fic one this board where Sirius Black and Harry Potter have a three way with James Potter's body."
- "Oh, whoever said it wasn't rape, it really depends on the state you're in. Some states consider necrophilia vandalism, some consider it a sex crime."
- "Once I'm dead, anybody is free to do anything they want with my body. Whether I have a soul or not, I'm not in my body anymore, so it's fair game as far as I'm concerned."
(on the subject of necrophilia - by the way, a few hilarious quotes and a summary from the aforementioned pinnacle of tasteful literature can be found here - and please, don't eat anything beforehand... for various reasons)
- "Except Gimli, but for Gimli to cause angst in Legolas, the author would have to acknowledge both the friendship and an invented abusive romance between them. Not what every author dreams of in an elf."
(on the subject of Legolas' popular 'was abused during childhood' history)
- "(...) but I will say that I am deeply distressed that Movie!Legolas has as many fangirls as he does. Not because I bear Orlando any particular ill will, but because that poor elf barely had two brain cells to rub together! I suppose that goes to the shallow nature of fangirling in the first place, but it's somewhat sad. Movie!Aragorn, I get. I don't approve, but I understand. Movie!Legolas would have to be led by the hand to get anywhere without harming himself, and that's just tiresome."
(on the subject of Boromir=hot and/or evil?)
But the best things evah are the sig lines. Go! Read! Die laughing!
Ronon's official nickname is now Rhonda. Seriously.
In the same vein, I'm still giggling internally about "Skip" and "Agnes". Oh, the commentaries on the Miracles DVDs... *g*
In the same vein, I'm still giggling internally about "Skip" and "Agnes". Oh, the commentaries on the Miracles DVDs... *g*
