So I'm sitting here, armed with a zippo lighter and a small can of hair spray. If the big buzzing gnat with the long spindly legs and wings returns, I will blast if out of the sky (or my room, for that matter). :::shudders in disgust:::

I so hate them when they're big and disgusting. Give me spiders any day. I just hope I won't burn down my apartment.

edit: Found it. Killed it without resorting to miniature flame throwers. Flushed it down the toilet. Am still trying to calm my racing heart. Urgh. Hate, hate those things.

Will have to buy more hair spray tomorrow.