incompetent drivers
Circle I Limbo

Bill Gates, Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

authors who only write crap
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

my former landlord
Circle IV Rolling Weights

my Uber-Boss
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands

The Pope, Jerry Falwell
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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