RL is so great. /sarcasm

I have a really, really bad cold (frankly, I feel like my head's about to fall off, and that would be a relief), and I have to go on a business trip on Tuesday/Wednesday. The train tickets are in my name, the seminar will be held in English... it's not like anyone could take my place.

Right at the moment, though, I imagine dying would be easier.

Excuse me while I crawl back into bed and feel sorry for myself.