including:

• The White Trash Bitch from Hell ™, Kara Thrace, who laughs like a demented hyena and fucks anything that doesn't manage to get away first;
• The Pussywhipped President's Bitch ™, Lee Adama, who got his job either by rolling over for his superior or by begging Daddy for a job;
• The Woe Me Non-Caucasian Quota Bitch from Hell ™, Sharon Valerii, who has no character but an endless supply of tragic looks and teary-eyed suffering;
• The Unbeatable Would-Be Dictator Bitch ™, William Adama, who's perfect in everything save knowledge of human nature and combat tactics;
• The Soaked in Alcohol Pseudo Hardass Bitch ™, Paul Tigh, who won his commission in a lottery and shouldn't be XO of a Battlestar if he cannot even command himself;
• The Former Schoolteacher Turned Messiah Bitch ™, Laura Roslin, who should try to find a copy of the Colonies' Bill of Rights and actually read it;
• The Cylon Peroxide Bitch From Hell ™, Number Six, who lives to present her "assets" to the camera and exists only to show off the most recent fashion from "Victoria's Secret";
• The Would-Be Hardcore Porno Bitch ™, Gaius Baltar, whose genius-level IQ is conspicuously absent but whose mental sexcapades bore us all to death.

Go me!