I seem to be the only one seduced into writing Schatz/Taube slash - which, frankly, is astonishing. Taube is gay, for God's sake, and Jupp + partnership + homophobia = UST is really not a hard stretch to make. Duh.

Geständnisse
Author: allaire mikháil
Fandom: SK Kölsch
Pairing: Jupp Schatz / Klaus Taube
Rating: PG
Summary: Jupp Schatz hat ein verständnisvolles Ohr gefunden und trinkt vielleicht ein, zwei Kölsch zu viel...
1.111 words, Jupp POV, spoilers for season 1 and 2.

And since SK Kölsch is a German TV series, this ficlet is written in German. Just so you know.