I'm so disgusted by the decline in common courtesy that lately seems to be sticking like a bad scent to any kind of international soccer championship.

I, for one, don't give one shit about the UEFA European Football Championship. I don't know which country plays (or wins against) which country when (or if, or why); heck, I couldn't even name a single player in Germany's team if my life depended on it, and you know what? I'm perfectly happy not knowing, and not caring.

What I do care about, however, is my peace and quiet, and my nightly sleep.

So please, for the love of God, stop cruising around my block with your fingers on your car horns at past 11 p.m., and pay at least some attention to the legal hours of rest. Certain people don't want that relentless noise, and find your lack of manners appalling.

Or, in short, shut the fuck up, assholes.

For that reason alone, I fucking well hope Germany, Turkey, Italy, and Greece all lose and drop out of the championship, like, yesterday.