Excerpt from a conversation in my office a minute ago:

Co-worker whose name shall remain anonymous (CWWNSRA): "Help! I can't do research properly because the program buttons in my browser window have become strange and unreadable!"
allaire (to herself): Why me? I have my own work to do and don't have time for this shit.
CWWNSRA: "Heeeeelp! Can't work! Error! Does not compute!"
allaire: "Argh. Whatever. Let me see."
Browser window: "It's not my fault. See? I'm cute, harmless and innocent. It's not my fault the user's stupid."
allaire: "How about you maximize the window?"
CWWNSRA: maximizes window
Browser window: "Voilà."
allaire: headdesk

Waaah. Weekend, I need you!!!