I'm trying to come up with a curse strong enough for this, and I'm coming up empty.

Because when you're trying to hit the puck, you always grab your stick like you're preparing to chop wood with an axe, and you then bring it down two-handed, with all your might, and on a broad angle... on the back of an opposing player's leg, of course. Totally accidential. My ass.

Also, worst ref call I've ever (not) seen. Plus, afterwards of course the Pens reacted like my little niece throwing a temper tantrum, and brought the end result onto themselves.

Argh.

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I see I'm starting to take this thing far too seriously.