Colin Farrell is supposed to play Sonny Crockett in the movie version of "Miami Vice". You may say against Don Johnson whatever you like, but he gave Sonny depth and slashy goodness, and in the Burnett trilogy he's simply unbelievably hot in that grey suit.

Farrell, however, after already attacking my eyes (and sense of aesthetics) in "Alexander", evidently intends to blind me entirely according to this.

Argh. Is that supposed to look like Sonny? Heck, is that supposed to be attractive?

Excuse me for a moment... I think I need to go peel my eyeballs. And barf. 'Bye.