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You know you've read too much MPREG fanfiction when...

Mar. 24th, 2003 at 2:23 AM

... you scream "He's pregnant!" instead of "That must be a serious illness!" whenever a character is feeling weak, unsettled and staggers to Hogwarts' infirmary.

Argh. Kill me now. PLEASE.

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sua-lay.livejournal.com wrote:

Mar. 23rd, 2003 11:46 pm (UTC)

Heh.

Ahem.... I wonder if I should try to write mpreg. Just to see if I could.... Heh...

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 09:31 am (UTC)

Please, don't. *whimpers*

Who knows, MPreg may yet be addictive, and imagine you'd never be able to write anything else. Oh, the horrors!

*stares at Viccy*

You're yanking my chain, right?

;-P

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sua-lay.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 11:42 am (UTC)

Er...

Yes I am. Mostly because all the pairings and fandoms I could see Mpreg in are annoying. Or just overused (like pregnant Legolas...)

You know, I'd read a Mulder/Krycek mpreg. Yes I would. And even read one good Harry/Snape mpreg, but since the thought usually boggles the mind, 'nuff said...

Hmmm...

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 12:17 pm (UTC)

Have you read Kassandra's "Long and winding Road"? The only MPreg XF story, IMO, that's really good. And the HP/SS MPreg story you mean is "A Life more ordinary" by Lexin, am I right? :-)

And boy, am I relieved you're not actually writing MPreg...

*wipes her sweaty forehead*

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sua-lay.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 12:24 pm (UTC)

Rushes to scribble mpreg! Just to make you sweat more. :P

How about Snape and the morning sickness?

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 12:28 pm (UTC)

*glares* Snape. Has. Eaten. Bad. Porridge.

Hmpf.

*claps her hands over her ears and keeps singing "lalalalalala..."*

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sua-lay.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 12:42 pm (UTC)

Yep.

Just say no to mpreg! You know, I could handle the pregnancy part, but NOT the baby part. Ew.

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 01:37 pm (UTC)

Yeah, 'Snape' and 'baby' in the same sentence sort of make the world tilt on its axis...

;-)

Besides, I fear I'm too feministic to support this 'epitome of marital bliss' part of the stories -- they're slash, for God's sake! We should finally be able to part with this unavoidable pinnacle of the standard old-fashioned love affair. It tends to go along the lines of: "they meet, they discover tender feelings, then they marry, and finally they have children together". Eeek.

I want them to be men. Otherwise I'd read Harlequin novels. Duh.

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sua-lay.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 18th, 2003 10:17 am (UTC)

Yup. Especially thinking of this as a woman who is NOT about to have kids (no, o, never, ew, and so on), I totally agree.

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 18th, 2003 12:57 pm (UTC)

You know what, lately I've downgraded my future plans from "one kid only" to "most likely no kids at all". Otherwise I'd always have to feel sorry for the poor little bugger, seeing as it'd be stuck with me as a mother. ;-)

The wife of a colleague is close to giving birth to triplets. I feel for him and her both. Urgh. Nightmare!

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sua-lay.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 18th, 2003 01:00 pm (UTC)

Poor woman!!!

Went to see a friend with just one kid, and was all horrified of how small her life has become. Feeding the baby, changing the diapers. Trying to take a nap. Feeding again.

Not for me. I'd just have the baby scream, while I put on my earplugs and write more slash.

I do think I'll adopt a teenager or five some day. :P

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 18th, 2003 01:18 pm (UTC)

I know what you mean; two of my friends also have little kid(s). It scares me, how their lifes changed.

Urgh. Forget teenagers. Teenagers are Trouble with a big "T". Don't want to work for school. Need a chauffeur, need money, are never home.

I have a younger brother. Thank God today he's almost grown up; the years before... thanks, but no thanks.

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divab.livejournal.com wrote:

Mar. 24th, 2003 05:40 am (UTC)

Ach, wie schön ist es zu sehen, dass ich bei sowas nicht die einzige bin. Was ich aber noch viel viel scarier finde ist, dass ich in den meisten Fällen recht habe, wenn ich die Ferndiagnose Schwangerschaft stelle.

Was sagt das über das slashfandom aus :)

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 09:34 am (UTC)

Daß MPreg ein böser, böser Virus ist, der Lovesan und Co. hoffnungslos in den Schatten stellt? Daß schwangere Männer irgendwie Frauen etwas geben... hmmm... nur, WAS? Vielleicht ein Gefühl des grimmigen "Da! Seht mal, wie ihr damit klarkommt, Machos!"?

Das könnte ich ja noch verstehen. *grins*

Hab' nur das dumme Gefühl, daß es manche süß finden, wenn ihr Charakter hormonell gestört herumweint, an der Liebe des Partners zweifelt ("Wie kannst Du mich lieben? Ich bin so fett und häßlich!") und Babyklamotten einkauft. Oder strickt. Argh. Hiiiiiiiiilfe!

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