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You know you've read too much MPREG fanfiction when...

Mar. 24th, 2003 at 2:23 AM

... you scream "He's pregnant!" instead of "That must be a serious illness!" whenever a character is feeling weak, unsettled and staggers to Hogwarts' infirmary.

Argh. Kill me now. PLEASE.

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 17th, 2003 01:37 pm (UTC)

Yeah, 'Snape' and 'baby' in the same sentence sort of make the world tilt on its axis...

;-)

Besides, I fear I'm too feministic to support this 'epitome of marital bliss' part of the stories -- they're slash, for God's sake! We should finally be able to part with this unavoidable pinnacle of the standard old-fashioned love affair. It tends to go along the lines of: "they meet, they discover tender feelings, then they marry, and finally they have children together". Eeek.

I want them to be men. Otherwise I'd read Harlequin novels. Duh.

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sua-lay.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 18th, 2003 10:17 am (UTC)

Yup. Especially thinking of this as a woman who is NOT about to have kids (no, o, never, ew, and so on), I totally agree.

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 18th, 2003 12:57 pm (UTC)

You know what, lately I've downgraded my future plans from "one kid only" to "most likely no kids at all". Otherwise I'd always have to feel sorry for the poor little bugger, seeing as it'd be stuck with me as a mother. ;-)

The wife of a colleague is close to giving birth to triplets. I feel for him and her both. Urgh. Nightmare!

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sua-lay.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 18th, 2003 01:00 pm (UTC)

Poor woman!!!

Went to see a friend with just one kid, and was all horrified of how small her life has become. Feeding the baby, changing the diapers. Trying to take a nap. Feeding again.

Not for me. I'd just have the baby scream, while I put on my earplugs and write more slash.

I do think I'll adopt a teenager or five some day. :P

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allaire.livejournal.com wrote:

Oct. 18th, 2003 01:18 pm (UTC)

I know what you mean; two of my friends also have little kid(s). It scares me, how their lifes changed.

Urgh. Forget teenagers. Teenagers are Trouble with a big "T". Don't want to work for school. Need a chauffeur, need money, are never home.

I have a younger brother. Thank God today he's almost grown up; the years before... thanks, but no thanks.

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